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pearls:

hypnatized:

apperal:

perf

Can this be my prom dress

wow

(Source: kpfun, via wreckingly)

thegayswhocouldfly:

so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”

thats it

the dad joke to end all dad jokes

(Source: duns-f0r-hands, via ttrillions)

barackfuckingobama:

catching-escaped-thoughts:

o4z:

The biggest asshole in cartoon history.

^^^ Like really, do you not have anything to drink at home

he literally lives IN WATER JUST SWALLOW YOU LAZY MOTHERFUCKER

shslfeminist:

my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”

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