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pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

(Source: watchthefirefliesdance, via g-iggle)

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and youโ€™re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

(via a-w0rld-beyond-our-own)

weak-as-the-hearts-you-break:

baremidriffs3:

stop


๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks youโ€™re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

(Source: stability, via greed)

(Source: fauxpasdreams, via g-iggle)

ffxded:

sometimes i will just get annoyed with people randomly. like i donโ€™t even have a real reason to be annoyed with them but their presence just bothers me.

(Source: ffxded, via flawlessbiebe-r)

tycols:

the four horsemen of the apocalypse
waiting-4-fridays:

When you see that one person you hate the most